Prayer for the Stressed

[Jenny]

A Prayer for the Stressed

Grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage
to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom
to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me always to give 100% at work...
12% on Monday,
23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday,
20% on Thursday
and 5% on Friday

And help me to remember...

When I'm having a bad day
and it seems that people are trying to wind me up,
it takes 42 muscles to frown,
28 to smile
and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth

:D

[brighteyes]

If only i could really do some of these things I think it would be quite helpful :)

[Thumper]

I love that post so much :) Thx so much for a smile :)

[NoodleM]

:D Good one Jenny!

[Daisychain]

:funny: Good one hun!! Thank you for sharing :) :hug: