What's your Favourite Joke(s)?

[Jenny]

I have a really simple sense of humour so post your fave jokes here so i can tell them at work and make it seem like they're mine :D

Some of my faves are:

Q What is E.T. short for?
A Because he's got little legs!


Q Where do policemen live?
A 999 Lets Be Avenue


You can kiss a nun once,
You can kiss a nun twice,
But you can't get in to the habit!

I told ya.. simple simple simple! :poke:

[widowmaker17]

hope this not too rude but I love it.
After twenty years of marrage a wife turns the light on whilst making love. she sees her husband using a sex toy on her, so she asks.
" expain the toy,"
to which the husband relpies,
"Explain the kids!"