andyhp
28th June 2009, 11:17 PM
Well, know any good ones?
Here's a therapy one. It does contain 'language' and it is a joke about therapy so if either offends don't read it!
Mother is having problems with the behaviour of her two young sons and goes to see a Behaviour Therapist. 'You have to ensure that punishment is carried out at the moment they misbehave. It is really important that when you punish one the other sees it. This is called vicarious punishment and doubles the effectiveness of punishment'
The next day mum and sons are at table about to have breakfast.
Little Jimmy, 'Pass the f***ing Cheerios then'.
Instantly the mother springs around the table and slaps Jimmy across the face.
She turns to little Billy, 'What would you like for breakfast dear?'
Little Billy looks at Jimmy, 'Well, you can bet your ass it won't be the f***ing Cheerios'
Here's a therapy one. It does contain 'language' and it is a joke about therapy so if either offends don't read it!
Mother is having problems with the behaviour of her two young sons and goes to see a Behaviour Therapist. 'You have to ensure that punishment is carried out at the moment they misbehave. It is really important that when you punish one the other sees it. This is called vicarious punishment and doubles the effectiveness of punishment'
The next day mum and sons are at table about to have breakfast.
Little Jimmy, 'Pass the f***ing Cheerios then'.
Instantly the mother springs around the table and slaps Jimmy across the face.
She turns to little Billy, 'What would you like for breakfast dear?'
Little Billy looks at Jimmy, 'Well, you can bet your ass it won't be the f***ing Cheerios'